This is a quote from TS Elliot and I’ve discovered it’s very true.
Sixteen months and one week, almost 43,000 kms or 26,700 miles and about $12,000 worth of fuel ago we left for a journey around Australia knowing we wanted to be away for up to twelve months but unsure if we would actually complete the lap. We did. The map below shows the route we took.

A few years ago we had taken three months off work to see Tasmania as well as much of Victoria, South Australia and New South Wales, so we did not plan to repeat that journey. I had also made it to Weipa and Cape York but John and I were unsure if we would venture up there this trip. As it turned out we didn’t; we did get as far as Laura, however other travellers told us some of the creeks were still very full after the Wet Season. We decided to err on the side of caution.
We left Dongara on 21st May 2021 as very inexperienced travellers. Some years before, we had taken a weekend course on four wheel driving but hadn’t had a chance to put what we had learned into practice and had forgotten most of it anyway. We were very green!
It took a bit of research to decide what type of caravan we should buy. We didn’t want anything too big for us to handle and I wanted to ensure I could pack up and tow the van easily enough if John took sick or hurt himself. After much hunting through caravan sales centres, binging on YouTube videos other travellers had put up – such as Hunting Hippies (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FtYw-ubnuH8&feature=youtu.be), Trip in a Van (https://m.youtube.com/channel/UCk76MuEulkpZ0XMt9DIKlOQ), and M28adventures (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Vp6Ky3014qQ&feature=youtu.be) as well as reading travel blogs (https://rayaroundoz.com/, http://Caravancorrespondent.com, http://Thisadventurousage.com) and joining online groups like The Grey Nomads (https://www.thegreynomads.com.au/), we had a fair idea of what we might need. We didn’t plan on doing much, if any, off road driving but we didn’t want to limit ourselves either. So we narrowed our selection down to a hybrid van. After looking at several and even making up an Excel spreadsheet comparing features and prices, we settled on the Emu Expedition, a 16ft off road van with an ensuite and good storage. We liked that the roof popped up at the press of a switch, and the bed folded out to the side, making the van quite compact to tow (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xS9Ji-micfg). The hero of the van though was the outside kitchen which we loved.
So much for not going off road. When we visited my son, Kyran and his family in Nhulunbuy, Northern Territory, to just get into the town we had to drive almost 700kms on an unsealed road through Aboriginal communities while watching out for wild buffalo, donkeys and dingoes. To be able to enjoy all East Arnhem had to offer, off road driving was a must. With Kyran as our ‘tour guide’ we knew we were in safe hands: he had all the equipment needed to get us out of a tough spot. And he had to use it more than once! Initially very nervous, inexperienced four wheel drivers, we later gave very little thought to driving rough tracks and through creek crossings on our trip. In fact off road driving made our journey a lot more interesting and gave us the opportunity to see country we might never have encountered without that Nhulunbuy experience with Kyran and his friends.
At the beginning of the journey I was extremely stressed. I found my job as a high school teacher exhausting and I didn’t sleep well. I worked most weekends marking and preparing lessons and was often up at 4.30am doing the same. Much as I tried to ‘work smarter not harder’ I just felt swamped all the time.
It didn’t take long for my stress to disappear once we left home. I soon started, like most travellers, going to bed on dark but not waking up until eight o’clock the next morning. It was not unusual for me to sleep 12 hours a night! Where I was the early riser at home, John was often up, putting on the kettle and making breakfast before I had even stirred in the caravan. And that is how it has remained.
John, being retired, had no problems sleeping at home. But he did have concerns about our security. He likes to have a home, he likes to be debt free or at least be able to afford what we need. So what to do with our house while we were away was a real sticking point for him. He wanted a home to return to while I, on the other hand, had no qualms about selling or renting out our home and spending our meagre savings on having an adventure. We had our home in Dongara and had a rental in Kalbarri. Both had two storeys but we knew we didn’t want to come home to stairs as we aren’t getting any younger. So we made a deal that we would put both houses on the market and see which one sold. We hoped it would be Kalbarri as my job was in Dongara and we could exchange that home for a single level house after our trip. But the universe had other plans. We had offers on both houses. After much discussion we sold both and put all our belongings into storage. I couldn’t believe John agreed to do it. For me, it was very freeing. I wouldn’t have to think about paying bills while we were away. But for John it was very worrying.
It took him many months to feel comfortable about having no house to go back to. He would say he missed the view, I would say we had a different view every day from the caravan. He would tell people we were homeless, I would say we were of no fixed address. It was all about perspective. Eventually he started telling folk that the caravan was our home and he always said it with a smile on his face.
When we first took off, John had his foot firmly on the accelerator. We would fly past signposts pointing to historic sites or little villages but he wouldn’t stop. He’d say that they probably weren’t worth seeing. I began to think we would be back home in no time having seen nothing. I kept saying it was all about the journey not the destination but he seemed to be on a mission. I was disappointed, this wasn’t what I had imagined. I began to look at Wiki Camps’ points of interests and I would say to John something like ‘just up here on the left, can you pull in as there is something I want to look at.’ Most of these places turned out to be really worth seeing so John became more open about slowing down and stopping. After some months, he would make comments like ‘there’s no hurry’ or ‘we have nowhere we need to be’.
Our plan was always to mix free camping with caravan parks. After all our van had solar, a large water tank and a toilet. We were a little bit dubious about free camping especially by the side of the road or where there were no other vans. It didn’t take us long to work out that we both loved the peace and quiet, as well as freedom of free camping. We used caravan parks to do our washing and have long, hot showers but we couldn’t wait to leave and get back into the bush,
A big decision we made together some months into our trip, was that I would resign my teaching job. It came about because of family issues that caused us to feel we were needed not in Dongara but five hours further south. It wasn’t an easy decision because I did enjoy my job (just not the stress that went along with it). I had done a few months of relief teaching in Gove in the Northern Territory and liked that I could teach without the responsibility. I also enjoyed working with students with special needs and started to think about a career change. It is something I am seriously considering even at this late stage of my working life. But, for now, we are focused on helping out family.
Our trip finished about a week ago. At the moment we are living with family hoping to make their life a bit easier. I continue to look at blogs written by people still travelling and I feel a bit of envy. In many ways I wish we were still on the road but I’m also happy to be back with friends and family. We are homeless and jobless (John’s worst nightmare!) – or free to make new choices as I prefer to think of it. Who knows what is around the corner? We are quite happy to see where life takes us.
‘Those who arrive at the end of the journey are not those who began’. We began our journey naive in terms of travelling the country. I was stressed, John was worried about our security. But we have arrived at the end of the journey relaxed and open to what comes along for us in the future. We have seen amazing places in this beautiful country, we have met inspiring people and learned so much about the history of this land, particularly about the pioneers. And we were lucky enough to experience true Aboriginal culture in Arnhem Land. We are certainly not who we were when we set off on our trip. And I think that is a good thing.
















































































































































































































































































































































































































































































